I hate showering.
I know that it's not a waste of time but it sure feels like such a waste of time. If showering took five minutes I probably wouldn't hate it so much. In this life, though, showering takes FOR EVERRR (insert screaming toddler tantrum).
I feel it important at this time to tell you that I do in fact shower, at a frequency that is socially acceptable in this country.
In an effort to reign in on my getting ready time and to ease my shower hatred, I've started cutting things out.
My most recent cut is shampoo. I no longer shampoo my hair every time I shower. In fact I can't actually remember the last time I shampooed my hair (did you lol at the word 'shampooed'?). Not washing ones hair has been a bit of a trend in the past decade with new dry shampoos, leave in conditioners, and general distaste for dried-out hair that tends to result from over shampooing. So I have resorted to only shampooing about twice a week.
The results: well, nothing. My hair is exactly the same. I still conditioner my hair every time I shower and rinse it out.
When I do shampoo my hair I have started using a sulphate-free shampoo - specifically this one - because it doesn't dry your hair out as much and is generally less damaging. BOYS, if you're concerned about losing your hair go sulphate free!!
- I still hate showering. Thinking about it makes me all whiny-like.
- I DO in fact still shower.
- I no longer shampoo my hair everyday and have seen no changes so I will continue to not waste shampoo
- I use sulphate-free shampoo and you should look that up and see if it's a good choice for you because it probably is, especially you boys who might be losing it (I'm sorry) and are very attached to it (I know, I like it too) and want it to last longer (life is hard).
So internet, tell me, am I crazy? Do you shampoo every day? Are you using a sulphate-free product? Do you hate showering and wish that someone would develop a machine that would wash, dry, and style your whole self in 3 minutes?? Me too...